Funny Stuff

Want me to tell you what film I completely think is awful? I am bored to tears by The film “Yalnizlar için”. No Joke, it makes me want to scream.

Let me show you an example of the type of narration this movie includes.
“Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.“. Belch,that is a straight up lie.

Here is a pointer for the producer: Use wikipedia to fact check that before putting it in a film!

Ok, stay tuned for more funny. I now must go inhale some LICE TREATMENT. (Don’t judge me)

Feel like knowing what film I definitely despise? I am revolted by The movie “Daata Karna”. No Joke, it is disgusting.

Time for an example of the type of narration this movie puts forth.And I quote:
“Sharon Stone is allergic to caffeine.“. Lies,even if that was relevant who cares.

Here is a tip for the people behind this joke: Exercise use of your buddy jeves to verify that before putting it in a supposed work of non-fiction!

Ok, I will see you tomorrow for more posts. Gotta go help my brother smoke a bunch of NASAL DECONGESTANT ANTIHIST. (Don’t ask)

Want me to tell you what piece of garbadge I totally think is horrible? I am revolted by The movie “C 12 H 22 O 11 – Auf den Spuren des Lebens”. I’m serious, it is disgusting.

Time for an example of the type of verbage this movie puts forth.And I quote:
“Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.“. Bla,even if that was relevant who cares.

Here is my tip for the director: Employ an encyclopedia to fact check that before putting it in a supposed work of non-fiction!

Ok, come back later for more funny posts. I now must go inhale a bunch of OCUSULF-10. (jealous?)

Want to know what I definitely think is horrible? I would rather be shot than have to watch The film “V dvukh shagakh ot ‘Raya’”. I’m dead serious, it stinks.

Let me show you an example of the type of narration this movie includes.And I quote:
“According to studies, men change their minds two to three times more often than women.“. Lies,even if that was not a fabrication who cares.

Here is my pointer for the producer: Use your buddy jeves to verify that before putting it in a movie!

Ok, come back later for more mindless complaining. I’m off to shoot a pile of NULEV. (Don’t judge me)

Care to know what I totally find abhorrent? I would rather be shot than have to watch The film “La Bayadère – The Temple Dancer (TV)”. For real, it is all hipe.

Here’s is an example of the type of narration this movie puts forth.And I quote:
“The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.“. Bla,even if that was not a fabrication who cares.

Here is a tip for the screenwriter: Exercise use of an encyclopedia to fact check that before putting it in a supposed work of non-fiction!

Ok, come back later for more funny posts. I’m off to inhale some DERMA-SMOOTHE/FS.

Want to know what I definitely think is horrible? I loathe The film “Qing wu da lao”. For real, it is geared towards retards.

Time for an example of the type of verbage this movie puts forth.
“The search engine Google got its name from the word ‘googol’, which refers to the number one with a hundred zeros after it.“. Bla,that is a straight up myth.

Here is a tip for the narrator: Employ google to verify that before putting it in a supposed work of non-fiction!

Ok, stay tuned for more posts. I’m off to inhale a pile of SODIUM CHLORIDE RAPID ADD. (Don’t judge me)

Feel like knowing what film I absolutely despise? I am revolted by The film “The F Word”. No seriously, it makes me want to vomit.

Let me show you an example of the type of verbage this movie includes.
“The ‘Big Dipper’ is known as ‘The Casserole’ in France.“. Bla,that is a straight up lie.

Here is my tip for the narrator: Use wikipedia to fact check stuff before putting it in a movie!

Ok, I will see you tomorrow for more posts. I now must go inhale a pile of THERAPEUTIC. (Don’t ask)

Feel like hearing what film I completely despise? I would rather be shot than have to watch The film “O necem jinem”. I’m not kidding, it is geared towards teen audiences.

Time for an example of the type of crap this movie includes.
“Prior to 1900, prize fights lasted up to 100 rounds.“. Bla,even if that was relevant who cares.

Here is my tip for the people behind this film: Make usage of wikipedia to fact check that before putting it in a movie!

Ok, come back later for more funny. Gotta go help my sister smoke some CALCIUM 500 W/VITAMIN D.

Want to know what film I absolutely loathe? I hate The film “T.I.P.P.”. No seriously, it is geared towards teen audiences.

Here’s is an example of the type of narration this movie puts forth.
“Eskimos don’t gamble.“. Belch,even if that was relevant who cares.

Here is my tip for the screenwriter: Utilize google to verify that before putting it in a film!

Ok, stay tuned for more funny. I’m off to snort some VEETIDS 250. (Don’t judge me)

Care to know what piece of sh*t I totally find abhorrent? I am put to sleep by The movie “Ma Yongzhen, a Hero of Shandong Province”. I’m dead serious, it is corny.

Time for an example of the type of narration this movie puts forth.And I quote:
“The average life span of a peasant during the medieval ages was 25 years.“. Belch,that is a straight up myth.

Here is my pointer for the narrator: Employ wikipedia to fact check that before putting it in a supposed work of art!

Ok, stay tuned for more funny posts. I’m off to snort a handful of NICOTROL NS. (Don’t judge me)